Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ll have read that ICANN, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers is opening its doors to new Top-Level DNS domains in what is called the New gTLD program.

Given all the things I’ve been working with recently (my lips are sealed) I’ve decided I want my own TLD, and proudly present it here. (All I need to do now is read the trillion pages in the Applicant Guidebook and find someone to give me a quadrillion whatsits with which to finance my TLD. Donations gladly accepted. Large donations get preference on second-level domains under .wtf, for example: yourproduct.wtf ;-)