Amazingly simple home remedies, which really work:

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

Thanks, Nic!