There is a new programing language on the horizon: LOLCODE. Programming the LOL way means ALL CAPS. There are several implementations already, and a huge number of contributions from which this sample is taken:
// shamelessly plundered from lolcode.com
#define kthxbye exit
#define kthx break
#define gimme getch
#define mebbe if
#define nowai else
#define wtf switch
#define iz case
#define whatever default
// omg must be useful - maybe that's an exception
#define moar continue
#define hai main
#define teh // just whitespace
#define also &&
#define txt printf
I think I’ll stick with C, Perl and PHP before getting used to the LOLCODE hai world ways, as there are already over 190 Hello World programs… ;-)