Unless you've been living under a rock, you'll have read that ICANN, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers is opening its doors to new Top-Level DNS domains in what is called the New gTLD program.
Given all the things I've been working with recently (my lips are sealed)
I've decided I want my
own TLD, and proudly present it here. (All I need to do now is read the
trillion pages in the Applicant Guidebook and find someone to give me a
quadrillion whatsits with which to finance my TLD. Donations gladly accepted.
Large donations get preference on second-level domains under
.wtf, for example: